For only $139.95 you can get a case of Vampire wine and the 2 Disc Special Edition of the Twilight Saga: New Moon.  What’s better than wine and a vampire love story?  I drank a glass of wine each night as I read the Twilight books, it’s a perfect pairing!  The case of wine includes the following:

• 2 bottles of Vampire Merlot
• 2 bottles of Vampire Cabernet
• 2 bottles of Vampire Pinot Noir
• 2 bottles of Vampire Chardonnay
• 2 bottles of Vampire Pinot Grigio
• 2 bottles of Vampire White Zinfandel

Head over the their site for more information.

The New Moon movie trailer came in at number four on the list with a total of 31 million views.  The list was topped by Susan Boyle’s performance of I Dreamed A Dream on Britain’s Got Talent, which received a whopping 120 million views. 

I may or may not admit to being the subject of all of this list….

7. You know more about John and Kate, the Kardashians and Lindsey Lohan than you ever wanted to simply because you HAD to subscribe to all the gossip websites you normally hate – what if I missed a picture of Kristen or Rob?!

6.Your non-Twi-Hard friend says she wants a Team Jacob t-shirt just to but you and you buy it for her because you HAVE to support her supporting anything Twilight related.

5. When you’re buying said shirt you blurt out to the salesguy who 1)Doesn’t understand and 2) Doesn’t give a damn that you are NOT Team Jacob and you’re only buying this for your friend you swear to god.

4. The game “Who would you kill-fuck-marry” causes you emotional stress whenever someone uses Edward, Jasper, Emmett, Carlisle, Rob, Jackson, Kellan or Peter (because – omg, I have to KILL one of them?!).

3.  You come back from your weekly trip to Borders and have the following conversation:

Me: Can you believe this bookmark was $5.00?! That’s insane! It’s a bookmark.

Co-Worker: You mean the bookmark you have in your hand and, I’m assuming, didn’t steal?

Me: Of course I didn’t steal it!

Co-Worker: ::blank stare:: … Never mind.

2. None of your friends, coworkers or family come running anymore when you scream. They just assume a new photo-shoot has leaked or it’s something else Twilight related. If they hear a thud they just assume it is Robert Pattinson/Jackson Rathbone/Peter Facinelli induced and call out “The abs are spraypaint!” instead of coming to see if you’re alive.

1. All of your non-Twi-Hard friends have made specific plans to be far, far away from you on the 19th, 20th and 21st, just to be safe. All of your ridiculously insane, obsessed Twi-Hard friends have made specific plans to be NEAR you on the 19th, 20th or 21st because “we need to squeal together!” By the way – you’re all in your late 20′s.

Any of these sound familiar? If they do – well my friend, you’re a Twi-Hard. Put up all your posters and gather up your best witty comebacks for the haters. You’re among friends. Need proof? Wear a Twilight related shirt out in public. I guarantee you that you’ll get a few knowing grins from closeted Twilighters – and probably a few high fives too.

Less than 6 days and 12 hours! Because if you won’t admit you’re counting – well I sure as heck will.

On Wednesday you got 9 Twilight Inspired Spoofs and Parodies

Today, the fun keeps on coming with the 8 Phases of Rob and Kristen’s “Relationship” as told by ‘OK Magazine’ Covers

Most of us can only dream to know the intimate details of the stars. Unless you happen to be a famous persons hair dresser or their personal stylist, you’re stuck in gossip rag pergatory like the rest of us. And gossip those rags do! If we the public were to believe everything that these entertainment gossip magazines told us, Angelina and Brad would have been secretly married and secretly divorced a dozen times over. Despite knowing this, we continue to look to them for the inside track on Hollywood’s who’s who and their day-to-day activites. The stars of our favorite veggie vampire flicks are no exception. So, since none of us really know what’s going on between them, I give you an equally entertaining chronicle of their romance via OK Magazine covers over the last 5 months.

It all started back in June when the good folks over at OK announced to the world that….

Yes! They're IN LOVE!

A mere two weeks later we find out that not only are Robsten in love, they’re also…

OBSESSED with each other

In August we are reassured that the lovin’ is still going strong when we read all about their…

Steamy Nights Together

By Early September things had really progressed, as displayed by the exciting announcement that Rob and Kristen were…

Ron & Kristen ENGAGED!

Two weeks after that we are teased with a photo of Kristen all done up (pre-shaggy mullet) and looking fancier than usual, with headlines promising the juicy details of the…

Twilight Exclusive: Wedding of the Year

By the end of October, we’re being invited in as Rob and Kristen open their doors and invite everyone…

Inside Our Home

Then, in the first week of November, young girls everywhere rejoice and resume practicing their “Mrs. Robert Pattinson” signature in celebration of the sudden, yet not-unexpected news that Rob and Kristen have….

Rob and Kristen SPLIT!

Alas, the hard core Robsten fans who were sitting at home crying into their Mushroom Ravioli can buck up and smile once more! This weeks cover saves the day with a small picture and the promising sub heading of…

Ron and Kristen's HOT REUNION

NOW do you see what I mean about the Angelina and Brad thing?!?! Anyway, I’ve got a feeling that within the next 6 months, OK Magazine will be letting us in on dirty little secrets revolving around pregnancy scares and Kristen cheating on Rob with her ex-boyfriend, or better yet, Taylor Lautner.

7 Days to go…. OH MY MY MY! Come back tomorrow for more of our countdown hijinx!

Hitler Loves Twilight, Hates Team Jacob Shirts

Sure this is a bit of shameless self promotion here, but honestly even if it weren’t created by Audrey I would have still been a fan of this video.  Featuring humorous, whiney dialog from one of the worlds most hated real-life villains who clearly Team Edward.

The Twilight Before Christmas

One of the first Twilight spoofs I ever saw, but still one of my favorites.  “I know what you are…Santa”

Deleted Twilight Sex Scene

There was one way in which Edward and Bella could have had sex, but only if Bella is feeling kinda kinky.

Twilight…with Cheeseburgers

Exactly what it says.  What happens if the one thing Edward can’t live without…Is a cheeseburger.

Twilight Parody by The Hillywood Show

If for nothing more than the choreography and the likeness of the scenes from the actual Twilight movie, The Hillywood Show’s widely popular Twilight parody deserves to be on everyone’s Twilight parody list.

Buffy vs Edward: Twilight Remixed

A mix of two of my favorite vampire universes; the Buffyverse and the Twilight Universe, but is Edward’s charm enough to match that of Angel’s?  Seems unlikely.

Insane Twilight Reaction

Another one from CollegeHumor that shows a reaction not unlike that of Kristina’s whenever she comes across something new that’s Twilight related. I expect to hear a lot of this at the midnight showing  of the film on the 20th.

Twilight in 30 Seconds with Bunnies

Part of the long running 30 seconds with Bunnies series videos, the bunnies wrap up the entire Twilight movie in less time than it took you to buy tickets to see the film when it came out.

Vampire Reunion

All of your favorite vamps of old an new all in one place with Edward Cullen and a number of the modern vampires making a mess of Dracula’s plans.

If you enjoyed these videos be sure to checkout our Twilight Videos & Parodies page and if you have any favorite Twilight spoofs, parodies, or related videos be sure to share them in the comments and if we like them they might even make it onto our videos page!

So without further ado, here is our list of  10 Awesome Songs Involving Vampires

10. Dracula’s Wedding by Outkast
“Give me a chance to dance romance
Don’t run, I’m not the sun
So much at stake…… oh! bad choice of words”

I had to include this one on the list because it is so damned funny. Ya gotta love Outkast.

9. Bullet with Butterfly Wings by Smashing Pumpkins
“The world is a vampire, sent to drain
Secret destroyers, hold you up to the flames
And what do I get, for my pain?
Betrayed desires, and a piece of the game”

Great song which is sung by a guy who is very pale, has an affinity for wearing glitter, and looks like he is probably a 400 year old in disguise.

8. Building a Mystery by Sarah McLachlan
“You come out at night
That’s when the energy comes
And the dark side’s light
And the vampires roam”

So Sarah my not have meant to write a song that can be loosely tied to Edward (about a decade before he was ever dreamed up… Get it? Dreamed up?!? HA HA I slay me.. anyhoo…) but this song has bits of him all over it.

7. Vampire Heart by HIM
“Love me
Like you love the sun
Scorching the blood in my vampire heart”

If you’re not a fan of HIM, or somewhat cheesy, ballad-sounding rock, then you may not like this song. The lyrics are pretty sweet though.

6. Vampires by Strung Out
“Can’t seem to shake the loneliest curse of all
Eternity spent chasin’ what I shun
All is ghost in memory and poison in the sun”

Strung Out is an under-rated band in mainstream music. Take the time to listen to this song, its one of my favorites.

5. Devil Town by Bright Eyes
“All my friends were vampires
I didn’t know they were vampires
It turns out I was a vampire myself in the devil town”

Does this song sound like the typical slow tempo Bright Eyes song? Yes, yes it does. It’s pretty cute and catchy though.

4. Bloodletting (The Vampire Song) by Concrete Blonde
“I hear something in the shadow down the hall
Oh you where a vampire
and now I am nothing at all”

It has the traditional creepy almost-Goth vibe of what you would expect from a song about Vampires, but then you add on to that the haunting, almost bluesy vocals of Johnette Napolitano and what you have is a pretty decent song to be broody about your favorite sparkly vamp to.

3. Love Song for a Vampire by Annie Lennox
“O loneliness, O hopelessness
To search the ends of time,
For there is in all the world
No greater love than mine.”

Ok, to be honest, Annie can do no wrong in my eyes and this song is no exception. It’s slow and sultry and full of emotion and thus was used on the “Bram Stoker’s Dracula” soundtrack. The video for this song is just so cool. I would embed it here, but as is the case with most awesome music videos on YouTube, embedding has been disabled. Boo Urns.

2. Pretty People Never Lie, Vampires Never Die by I am Ghost
“Awake to the birth of an Angel, she has your eyes
And I will hide from them, don’t worry
Soon she will grow, I can’t believe this is all my fault
Yeah, soon she will grow.”

I picked this song for two reasons: One, the lyrics remind me of Edward and Bella and the birth of Renesmee. Two, I am Ghost is one of those “theme bands” that writes all of their music around a general storyline. If you guessed that the storyline involves vampires, you’d be correct. Anyway, if you haven’t heard I am Ghost before, you should check out their other stuff. Very catchy.

1. The Sharpest Lives by My Chemical Romance
“A light to burn all the empires
so bright the sun is ashamed to rise and be
in love with all of these vampires
so you can leave like the sane abandoned me”

So back in the day My Chem used to write all of their songs revolving around the idea of being a vampire, it was kind of Gerard’s thing. Now adays they have moved upward and onward to more depressing themes, but every once in a while they return to their roots to give us a little glimpse of the old theme. This song is actually on “The Black Parade” which has an entirely different feel than their previous albums, but this song is a little more like “Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge” material which makes me happy.

Now, it should be said that no song list about vampires should go without mentioning one of the greatest songs of this genre ever written. Unfortunately, this song does not mention vampires, nor is it about one. It is, however, about the most arguably famous actor to ever play one. I wouldn’t be able to look myself in the mirror if I didn’t include it anyway, so here is your sort-of, kind-of, loosely tied in reference bonus track (Hey, he does say “Oh Bella” over and over again in the song, that counts, right?):

Bela Lugosi’s Dead – Bauhaus

Do you have any favorites that we left off of the list? Leave a comment and share it with us!

Come back tomorrow for more fun when we bring you our Top 9 List of….

In today’s music news podcast, KROQ DJ Kat Corbett featured an interview with Death Cab For Cutie bassist Nick Harmer where he talked about their song, and first single from the New Moon Soundtrack, ‘Meet Me On The Equinox’. Interestingly enough we find out that though the song is exclusive to the soundtrack, it wasn’t written specifically for the film.

“I mean, it just seemed like a really easy fit.  Like, we didn’t have to sit down and we certainly didn’t go to a screening room and watch any top secret footage and have to write a song after that, although that would have been really exciting, but maybe next time.  This time it was more about polishing up a song we already had kind of sitting with us, so…”

Tomorrow during the Kevin and Bean morning show the band Death Cab For Cutie will be in the studio and they will also be interviewing Kellan Lutz, who of course plays Emmett in Twilight Saga films.  If you don’t live in the L.A. area the station streams online at kroq.com so you can catch all the New Moon action from anywhere you have an internet connection.

Look – I know that I’m not the only one that frequents Hot Topic and Borders for New Moon merch. So why have I not heard anything about what’s up with this?!

Here’s the thing. We all know that Hot Topic and Borders both sell a whole bunch of jewelry type stuff that has nothing to do with the movies. But the difference here is that it says prop replica on the box. That, my friends, is a whole world of difference. The implication here is that SOMETIME during New Moon, Bella gets her own little (apparently Christmas themed – wtf?) welcome to the family. I honestly hope this is true! The Vote is so symbolic of truly accepting Bella as a Cullen.

Now, I don’t expect them – if this is true – to call attention to the ring. Just like they don’t even mention in Twilight what the crest they are all wearing is, I expect that if this ring does make an appearance it will be a silent one. Trust me – I’ve scoured every New Moon pic and I have yet to see it on Bella’s fingers, but there are not a whole lot of images that show her fingers clearly either. Definitely something I’m going to be looking for…if I can see through my tears.

That was curious enough, but then I also saw this little bit.

Hmmm.  This one makes even less sense than the previous. I mean, I think it’s neat because you don’t really get to see any of the Cullens, except Rosalie, really relate to their former families. Perhaps this ring comes into play when Carlisle talks about Elizabeth Masen and how it was her that asked Carlisle to save Edward? Look, all I’m saying is that I spend a fairly good amount of time staring at Edward’s fingers. I think I would have noticed if he was wearing a ring at some point.

Least curious was the following bracelet that I found at Border’s. It’s labeled, at the store, as Alice’s.

I say this is least curious because it fits Alice’s personality that she have many, many ways to accessorize her family crest. In other words, I see it as easy to work into the storyline naturally. That’s not the case with the other two. Obviously, Edward hasn’t worn a ring before and Bella hasn’t worn the Cullen Crest before.

Personally, I adore the way they’re working crests (or in the wolves case, tattoos) into the series. I loved the idea when I saw Twilight – how each of them had a piece that fit their personality at the same time it showed their loyalty to each other. I certainly hope these are truly prop replicas and we can spot them at some point during the movie.

HUGE thanks to friend Anna B. for help obtaining the pics of the New Moon rings from Hot Topic. Also visit your nearest Borders to see/obtain Alice’s new bracelet.

You must stop biting your lip child. I mean, you even did it in Cake Eaters.

"Why do they keep staring at me like that? I mean, I know we don't get cold, but I like to look cozy anyway" Cauis thought to himself.

Bella was used to Edward having special powers, but this whole new obsession with pulling quarters from behind her ear was starting to get annoying.

"I have something to tell you..." Edward whispered. "You fart in your sleep."