Fan-Attical
My name is Kristina Sanchez and I’m a Twilight-aholic.
They say the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. Listen, I’m obsessed, I’m not going to deny it, but I do NOT have a problem. I’m a functioning Twi-Hard. I have a healthy social life, I am active at work, home and in school – except for that 1 week break from reality I took when I was first reading the series.
I’ve been accused of stalking Robert Pattinson over the internet. How is that even possible? Is it my fault that wherever he goes, someone takes his picture? Is it my fault that I know what he looked like as a baby if it was Entertainment Tonight who got the pictures? I’m here in California, not even in L.A.! Rob’s in Vancouver – which I know because who doesn’t know that New Moon is filming there? He was in Venice this weekend…which I know because photos of him are everywhere.
Before you judge me – ask yourself just how many celebrity’s lady parts you’ve seen, because let me tell you, I think I’m one of 10 people in the world who has no idea what Britney Spear’s cooter looks like because I never checked. I’ve never seen the infamous Paris Hilton sex video. Heck, I’ve never even seen the Tommy Lee/Pamela Anderson video.
Perverts.
My point is – I’m not unhealthy, I’m just obsessed! And most of us Twi-hards are the same way. We love our people, our beautiful little world. There’s nothing wrong with that.
There may, however, be something wrong with this. Please friends, family…members of the lovely interwebs…I’m begging you. If this picture ever makes sense to me – stage an intervention.
Posted in Fandom
May 12th, 2009 at 5:57 am
is that a tattoo of Pattzy’s signature?
crazy
May 12th, 2009 at 9:26 am
Pattzy, lol. One of these days I’m going to have to go on a rant about how much I hate the RPattz nickname. :-p
Yes, that’s what it is – and people say I’M nuts!
May 14th, 2009 at 5:46 am
you know, i do a lot of stupid things – including tattooing random art
but i just can’t see myself ever doing this.
Like i would tattoo his face before his signature… seriously
May 14th, 2009 at 8:25 am
haha! His face IS prettier! Oh good lord I love his face.
I can kind of see that – after all, he won’t look this pretty for all of time
but then again, the arm it’s tattooed on would probably get just as wrinkly as the real boy.
July 5th, 2009 at 6:43 am
i think its beautiful!!!!! great idea!!!!