On the 8th Day til New Moon the Twihards Gave to Me…

On Tuesday we brought you 10 Awesome Songs Involving Vampires

On Wednesday you got 9 Twilight Inspired Spoofs and Parodies

Today, the fun keeps on coming with the 8 Phases of Rob and Kristen’s “Relationship” as told by ‘OK Magazine’ Covers

Most of us can only dream to know the intimate details of the stars. Unless you happen to be a famous persons hair dresser or their personal stylist, you’re stuck in gossip rag pergatory like the rest of us. And gossip those rags do! If we the public were to believe everything that these entertainment gossip magazines told us, Angelina and Brad would have been secretly married and secretly divorced a dozen times over. Despite knowing this, we continue to look to them for the inside track on Hollywood’s who’s who and their day-to-day activites. The stars of our favorite veggie vampire flicks are no exception. So, since none of us really know what’s going on between them, I give you an equally entertaining chronicle of their romance via OK Magazine covers over the last 5 months.

It all started back in June when the good folks over at OK announced to the world that….

Yes! They're IN LOVE!

A mere two weeks later we find out that not only are Robsten in love, they’re also…

OBSESSED with each other

In August we are reassured that the lovin’ is still going strong when we read all about their…

Steamy Nights Together

By Early September things had really progressed, as displayed by the exciting announcement that Rob and Kristen were…

Ron & Kristen ENGAGED!

Two weeks after that we are teased with a photo of Kristen all done up (pre-shaggy mullet) and looking fancier than usual, with headlines promising the juicy details of the…

Twilight Exclusive: Wedding of the Year

By the end of October, we’re being invited in as Rob and Kristen open their doors and invite everyone…

Inside Our Home

Then, in the first week of November, young girls everywhere rejoice and resume practicing their “Mrs. Robert Pattinson” signature in celebration of the sudden, yet not-unexpected news that Rob and Kristen have….

Rob and Kristen SPLIT!

Alas, the hard core Robsten fans who were sitting at home crying into their Mushroom Ravioli can buck up and smile once more! This weeks cover saves the day with a small picture and the promising sub heading of…

Ron and Kristen's HOT REUNION

NOW do you see what I mean about the Angelina and Brad thing?!?! Anyway, I’ve got a feeling that within the next 6 months, OK Magazine will be letting us in on dirty little secrets revolving around pregnancy scares and Kristen cheating on Rob with her ex-boyfriend, or better yet, Taylor Lautner.

7 Days to go…. OH MY MY MY! Come back tomorrow for more of our countdown hijinx!