Meet the Twi-Dwarfs

::whistles:: It’s been a while, hasn’t it? Sorry about that. Our bad and such. Real life fail and bla bla bla, we’ll be getting back on track asap.

I thought I might entertain you, remember how I think I’m funny, with my newest obsession of taking pictures with my BlackBerry.

First, meet the Dwarfs. EDwarf, BDwarf, ADwarf and JDwarf.

Note: Edward is leaning on Bella because his foot was defective and fell off - wtf.

JDwarf is brand new out of the box today. He was welcomed home with much love.

E: ::making porn music:: Bow chica bow wow. J: AHEM. I can feel your mischief! B: That's what she said.

So, to celebrate Jasper’s homecoming I took the gang out to dinner. Or at least, that was my excuse for playing with dolls at the restaurant.  My mother literally face palmed and asked me how old I was. Shouldn’t she know?!

J:(Southern drawl) Here's the sugar, Sugar.

That's a whole lotta hot...and the hot sauce is kinda spicy too.

J and E: as you can see...we have nuts.