Office Shenanigans – Edward Brings Death

At this point, all of my office co-workers are closet Twi-Hards. They just refuse to acknowledge it. How do I know this?

Well, for one, my local radio station KROQ is running a number of contests giving away tickets to the premiere, among other things. One of the games they played was a who said this quote game. I wasn’t listening that morning but one of my co-workers came into work and informed me that I had ruined him. Apparently, he had  been involved in a heated argument with his radio when one of the contestants didn’t guessed Laurent when the correct answer was Edward. When he realized that he knew better than the supposed Twi-Hard calling in, he cursed my name.

Me: The day is mine!

In any event. They’re all in the closet about their fandom, so they continue to act out, as so. You’ll have to remember, for this bastardization of a Cyanide and Happiness comic, that my co-workers insist that Kristen Stewart has a horse face.

Note the careful drawing of the famed bouffant.

Me: ::dry:: Vampires can’t cry.

And then they continued to torture Edwarf this week. I made the mistake of showing them the bad ass Volturi teaser where Edward is getting tossed around. This resulted in them throwing poor Edwarf across the room with the excuse “Hey, I’m just re-enacting New Moon!”

But this was funny.

WATCH OUT CHEWBACCA! Edward is on a rampage!