Office Shenanigans: Edward is a Hunk’a Burnin’ Love

Man! My Twi-Hater co-workers must have decided that today is Torture Pocket Edward day. (PS – my Coworker Crystal informs me that the term Pocket Edward makes him sound like a vibrator) Every time I left my desk for more than a minute, when I came back Edward was in a…compromising position.

I went to get some breakfast, 30 minutes later I came back to:

Edward prompts an office discussion on just what Froggy Style is.

It’s hard to see but the image on my computer in the background is the new still of Edward and Bella from New Moon. ::sigh:: so pretty.

I went to the bathroom, 5 minutes later I came back to:

Me: Now wtf is this?!

Michael: What? Checkov is listening to his heartbeats.

Me: …He’s going to have a little trouble, I’ll tell you that right now.

Another bathroom trip and I came back to the horrifying sight of Edward and Baby Stewie. Again. Really, I’m going to spare you the image. ::shudders:: Stewie is a perverse little mofo.

Me: This is reverse pedophilia.

Mario: Edward is how old again?

Me: One hundred and whatever.

Mario: And Bella was 17….

Me: That is SO not the same thing.

Anyway, after that the girls in the office felt a little sorry for Edward. Figuring, though he might be a little prudish, every guy likes boobs, they did their own version of Cats In Racks.

Edwarf (new nickname thanks to Audrey!) has had quite the busy day. Poor lad. Good thing vampires don’t get tired!