Office Shenanigans – Edward’s Gonna Choke a Bitch

Ok, so, once again I left for lunch and when I came back, shenanigans were afoot. This time it seemed that Pocket Edward was made to act out his more, uh, aggressive tendencies.

Me: WHAT IS THIS!? Edward would NEVER do this! Edward is NOT violent.

Mario: Tell that to James.

Me: That doesn’t count! James was trying to kill his girlfriend.

Mario: That’s no excuse for violence.

Me: Bullshit.

Mario: Just pretend that’s Dakota Fanning he’s strangling.

Me: Jane?

Mario: Whatever.

Me: …I find this acceptable.

So that was fun. Of course, later I found Edward face down in Stewie’s (the baby from Family Guy) crotch. My poor, suffering Pocket Edward.