Robert Pattinson Gives Birth To Kristen Stewart’s Baby!
Yesterday Twilight Guy, Kaleb Nation reported that the rumors about Kristen Stewart being pregnant with Robert Pattinson’s baby were false and that in fact Robert Pattinson was pregnant with Kristen Stewart’s baby. It turns out the report was true and we here at Where Is Edward Cullen were fortunate enough to be there to see the birth of their child.
Robert and Kristen wanted the birth of their child to be as comfortable and natural as possible and opted for a water birth at the actors hotel room with a midwife present for the delivery. The child was born shortly after midnight and we are happy to report that both father and child are doing well and Rob should be returning to the set of Remember Me in just a few short days. The couple has asked that we keep the babies name confidential until they are ready to announce it at a later date. We can however tell you that it’s not something bizarre like Apple, though it would be fitting being a Twilight baby.
Below is an image of Robert and baby as the baby emerged from the water to breath the earth’s air for the first time as captured by our cameras.
Rob and Kristen's baby's face generated at Morph Thing
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July 14th, 2009 at 12:44 am
Awww congrats to the happy couple! What a great dad Rob will make!!
ROFL
July 14th, 2009 at 9:20 am
The Albino-Foal will be named:
“Clydesdale Parkinsons-Stewart”
July 14th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Now that is a great story, I saw the story yesterday of Rob having Kristen’s baby and was delighted to see that the baby has arrived in good health and looking alot like his father.
Best wishes to the family and I’m looking forward to hearing its name. I’m sure it will be appropriate ie: Jakeabob, Robten, Krisert, Sparkle.
July 14th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
I think Sparkle is an awesome name. Sparkle Stewart-Pattinson!
And @M – I know who you are and my fists of fury will deliver justice shortly.
July 14th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
LOL Glad you enjoyed the story Janice. We had a bit of a late night last night with the birth and all, but we were happy to bring the story to the masses.
July 14th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
For a girl:
Sparkle Twila Lamb Dawn Stewart-Pattinson
For a boy:
Dazzle Lupe Lion Ipsi Pattinson-Stewart
… because the spawn of the celebrated must never have an orthodox name…
July 14th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Or Twilipse Dawnew.
July 14th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Lol! Why Ipsi?
July 14th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
OOOH Nm, I get it…part of Eclipse, duh. Sorry. Brain skipped a beat. I like it!
July 15th, 2009 at 7:59 am
HAHAHAHAHA gross