Simon Pegg To Play Renesmee in Breaking Dawn

Ok, not really, but the hilarious British actor most known for his rolls in Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz has had celebrity blogs in a tizzy most of today thanks to his outrageous tweets about upcoming films.  His tweets mentioned being accepted into Hogwartz, playing Q in a new Bond film, and a role in a Super Bad reboot, but his Breaking Dawn movie tweets were probably the most amusing.

It started first when he announced, “…I’m playing Renesmee in Breaking Dawn. Using MoCap to turn me into a creepy, psychic baby. It’s tough on Kristen, she has to carry me.” Followed by 2 more amusing tweets:

“I actually got the part because I am an exact cross between Rpattz and Kstew. Who knew such beauty could in combination produce this face?”

“Me and Taylor had coffee last week. We had a couple of croissants then he imprinted. Haven’t been able to get rid of him since. So method!”