Taylor’s Sunglasses
May 24th, 2009 by Kristina
Oh Taylor, Taylor. You see, this is what I was talking about. Seriously, wtf.
Taylor is gratfeul that his part is much bigger in New Moon. Maybe now he'll be able to afford sunglasses made in this century.
Hmmm.
Team Edward Vs Team Jacob -Sunglasses competition. Um, yea, no competition.
Thanks to JustJaredJr for the pics of Taylor. Who, let me reiterate, we do adore. Thanks to Audrey for the snarky comments. I couldn’t be bothered with being witty. I was too busy re-watching Twilight. With commentary.
By the way – my list of things Rob should say way more often, holy fuckhot batman:
Coccyx
Bouffant
Baffles
P.S. – Still in love with Rob’s giggle. Omg.
Posted in Humor
May 25th, 2009 at 6:41 am
LMAO – Taylor looks ridiculous! Those glasses make his face look all squint… He’s “Special”
And do you not love Rob’s “bouffant” ?
and his french?
there are too many favourite parts in the commentary to count – but by far the best for me was when he confronts the 4 guys in the alley…
followed closely by when he reveals himself in the sun
“i don’t see nothin’ wrong” lol
May 25th, 2009 at 7:27 pm
ZOMG “Now listen guys…let’s be simple about this.”
And yes, Rob bursting out in sexy rock song is far and away one of THE most panty moistening inducing moments of the entire things.
I don’t know if I could narrow down a favorite. Rob is entirely too adorable and sexy for his, or my, own good.
But uh –
Edward: What do we eat?
Rob: Cheeseburgers!
“The moral of the story is, never trust a guy who plucks his eyebrows. There’s always something suspect.”
Oh, christ, you might as well just transcribe the whole damn thing.
May 26th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
HAHAHA lol so true
and all of the “popped collar” comments
or the business about the garden burgers…
or the whole “you gotta catch it on the right instep” referring to the apple thing
and when Hardwicke says something about how she wanted him to bounce it off two knees before catching it and he said
“great so i’d be a superhuman moron”
yes transcribe lol
May 27th, 2009 at 9:12 am
And let us not forget his debunking of Twilight. Like with the van.
Rob: I never understood why the van turns and comes this way. I don’t get it.
Catherine: Uhhhh, very technical ice properties.
Rob: Never would have happened if he was driving a volvo.
And then the whole bit with James where Catherine and Kristen get sick of trying to explain it to him and are just like, “Shut up Edward, you’re only here to look pretty!”
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June 17th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
I feel this website is very biased and that no one feels the love for Jacob Black! I demand a rewrite of all information so that people everywhere learn the love of the pack!! Go Team Jacob!! Muah!!
June 17th, 2009 at 3:02 pm
Shammie, wtf. Do you WANT your sister to kill you? She’ll feel very guilty if she kills you now.
Besides, these sunglasses are just horribad.
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