The Twi-Haters Strike Back
After subjecting the guys in my office to the New Moon poster, they decided to retaliate. You see, in their opinion, they were nice in allowing my Twilight poster and the room should be limited to 1 poster per movie. Luckily, as I told them, New Moon is a different movie! Or are they trying to tell me that The Empire Strikes Back is the same as Return of the Jedi? Hmm?
I thought not.
Anyway, I came back from lunch to find my Twilight poster had been covered up as follows:
Casper is easy enough to explain. He’s a pasty white friendly ghost, Edward is a pasty white friendly vampire – ah ha, not that clever. But lately the office haters have been going on about Kristen having a horse face. Hence the horse, and the following IM: “So, do you think they stick peanut butter to the roof of Kristen’s mouth to get her to talk?”
And, after an intense discussion as to the falseness of Rob’s abs (thank you KROQ), my background was changed to the following:
Alright, I’ll admit. I giggled…you know…after I regulated. Oh well, it’s a small price to pay to have my posters around to make me smile.
At this rate, Twi-Hater Shenanigans is going to become a weekly post. Back off my vampires, boys!!!
Posted in Humor
June 25th, 2009 at 6:23 am
BWAHAHA at least the Twi-haters are clever. Their antics make me laugh
they must be closet Twi-lovers, to go to such lengths
most people who hate the books go on and on about why people are stupid for liking them in the first place but can never come up with something new… you know?
though i shouldn’t rag on them, the twi-lovers can’t hold their own in that conv either (generally) – but that’s what you get when dealing with young teenagers
June 25th, 2009 at 9:52 am
I think you’re onto something here. Just to prove a point, I specifically came in today with the mindset that I would not mention anything about Twilight – even to my Twilight buddy.
In an hour and a half they mentioned Twilight, Rob or Kristen SIX TIMES (twice to make a comment about how annoying Twilighters are since they’re constantly talking about Twilight).
If they didn’t love it so much, they wouldn’t talk about it so much – right? Cuz I SWEAR I only bring up about 27% of the conversation that comes up.
June 27th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
lol my husband moved my Robward doll and my Harry Potter doll to be posed kinda… um… “together”
just for fun – i moved that though, couldn’t have them that close lol
June 28th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
Oh lord. Idk if you’ve seen this photo shoot Rob did when he was 14 where he’s wearing a scarf and not a hell of a lot else…. and it’s fucking PERVY as all hell…just down right YUCK.
Oh lord, my coworkers had a fricken FIELD day, not the least of which included references to Rob and Daniel Radcliffe playing with their wands with Dumbledore. /shudder.