Twi…Hate?

Hmmm. I think we’re onto something here. The Twi-Haters in my office – I’m pretty much for sure that they’re closet Twi-Hards.

For instance – do Twi-Haters declare their team preference:

They know that Ashley and Alice are the same person - there's an argument as to if she looks better as Ashley or as Alice...

Do Twi-Haters build shrines that rival mine? (Ok – for real, this little shrine does NOT rival mine but the point is – it’s a shrine…of Twilight people)

They say it's a shrine to "Every team but Bella" - Yea, cuz the Twi-Hards themselves don't hate on Kristen ::cough:: Audrey ::cough:: /glare.

I know people who do those things…they’re called TWI-HARDS.

Granted – they spent the day linking me things like this to prove that Bella is a horse…face. And talking in the Mister Ed neighing voice.

And referring to Rob by all sorts of godawful names (because Rpattz doesn’t suck enough): Pale Rider (because Kristen’s a horse – you remember), Bobby Parkinsons, Airbrush McFlabby, Rob “Air COMBED” Patterson (because I beat them with my fists of fury for saying Air Brushed too many times), Oxford McShakey (Oxford because I made them all follow Peter Facinelli and Peter said Rob’s middle name was Oxford, McShakey because I loved the Parkinsons so much…), RPants, RPits, Pat Robinsons, Patty McFatty, Horse Jockey, Flimsy McFairy – AGH! Yea, my fists got tired so I started hitting them with my Giant Book of Sodoku.

But don’t worry…I got them back. Oh yes, I got them back.

Take that Team Lakers!