Twi-Hater Snark – Kristen Stewart and the Teen Choice Awards

August 9th, 2009 by Kristina

My brother, a class A Twi-Hater, left me no choice but to offer the following caption for Kristen Stewart’s outfit at the Teen Choice Awards.

If only she met a giant magnet, the world would rejoice.
If only she met a giant magnet, the world would rejoice.

Thanks to HitFix for the image.

You know, I always love the way she dresses.

***EDIT***

Upon seeing my post, my brother griped “Don’t say that. People are going to think I want to see her skirt come off – the world would weep.”

Just setting the record straight here people.

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3 Responses

  1. Jac Star

    HAHA

    the outfit doesn’t bother me so much – but the hair is inexcusable

  2. Kristina

    LOL oh you. You sound like Mike. He is forever going on about how much he hates her hair.

    Give her a break! She did it for a movie. The Runaways, Joan Jett Mullet type hair. It’ll grow back!

    Course, it looks like they’re going to have to go full wig for Bella in Eclipse.

  3. Jac Star

    oh i understand doing it for a movie – but she could at least run some shampoo through it every once in a while… who does she think she is, Pattzy?

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