Emperor Palpatine Infiltrates the Volturi

August 27th, 2009 by Kristina

EGADS! It seems Darth Sidious’ evil knows no bounds. Yes. We thought Emperor Palpatine was dead – but we all know tossing people down random tubes is a sure way to ensure their survival.

Oh, sure. The tube was in a Death Star that was blown to bits, but still – did we actually see him die? Unlike Darth Maul, who we could see go to pieces (poor lad), good ol’ Palpy we last saw screaming and catching wicked wind.

Emperor Palpatine

Emperor Palpatine

The dark lord of the Sith has joined forces with the megalomaniacal leaders in Volturi where he is passing himself off under the name of Marcus. Oh, sure, he might look bored…but what evil is lurking behind those beady red eyes?

Marcus of the Volturi

Marcus of the Volturi

They both have pasty white, onion-like skin. Hmm. And really, he could probably use his darkside tactics to come off more vampire than human.

Well, if nothing else, I think Lucas Film Ltd. needs to catch the marketing wave for this one. They can recycle this toy as a Marcus doll!

Palplytoy

Marcus of the Volturi - the doll! (Does not come with Force lightning so as not to give away the "secret".)

Posted in Humor, New Moon Movie

4 Responses

  1. Jac Star

    LOL – and now that i was duped into watching the Star Wars trilogies i actually understand all this nerd-talk

    oh and “egads” reminds me of Strong Bad… do you know who that is? if not, i’ll send you some links

    but i think Strong Bad says “fhwgads” but still… same thing pretty much lol

  2. Kristina

    LAWL. Yea, I love Strong Bad.

    I had to explain to my co-worker what egads meant. hehe

  3. Jac Star

    i really should get up to date with my strong bad – i watched about 40 of the original emails because i was looking for the ab-abber-2000 one
    after the first 40 i gave up and googled. turns out it’s like 73 or something lol

  4. Kristina

    It’s been a while for me too. There are so many of them now!

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