Fun With New Moon Movie Companion Pictures

Nothing says "low profile" like impersonating Jackie O

I remember this part from the movie Ghost, though I don't remember Unchained Melody being listed on the New Moon Soundtrack

Charlie: You see Bells, when a man and a woman love eachother very much... Bella: I hate my life.

Seriously? A dreamcatcher? I was thinking a neclace, bracelet maybe, but a dreamcatcher?! What, did you make it in the third grade??

Bella: That bitch is seriously wearing the exact same outfit as me. Edward: You're serious right now? Bella: Yeah, look at her I totally had this outfit before her. Edward: I don't even know you anymore...

Though Edward was quick to try and have his way with her upon his return, Bella couldn't help but think of the fun times she had with Jacob doing it "doggy style".

Though Chris Crocker was a YouTube sensation, he knew the only way to truly influence people enough to "Leave Britney alone" was by joining the Volturri.

Jasper: Oh my god is that her vagina? Alice: Jasper I know it's disgusting, but you have to stay back or it may get you. Emmet: I have no idea what the hell is going on right now, but I don't like it. Carlisle: Dear God it's an abomination!

I wonder if I smell like wet dog even while in human form.

Please Jacob, just one more time doggystyle? I know Edward will be back soon, but I NEED your kibbles and bits just one last time.

Edward: I swear to god, everytime I leave the girl for five minutes the wolves descend. That's twice now!

Jasper smash!

Alright, I know one of you farted! I smell it, and it's wretched. Not a single one of you leaves this ball until someone fesses up. That is all; carry on.