Robert Pattinson to become an Unbound Captive

Robert Pattinson has signed on the new film “Unbound Captives” which is a period flick (meaning of a certain time, not like a heavily menstruating chick flick)  set in 1859 and will also be starring Hugh Jackman and Rachel Weisz.

Rob will be playing Rachel’s son in the movie, which could be pretty cool, if not totally Oedipal. With Hugh Jackman taking on the role of a Fronteirsman who saves them.

I expect to see this movie out sometime in 2011ish and I have to say, i’m pretty excited. I have been oddly attached to Rachel Weisz ever since I saw her in “About A Boy” with an equally hot “Hugh.” I have also decided that she was the hottest chick ever to fight with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle weapon in the Mummy Returns. Oh Come on! You KNOW she totally stole those hand combat weapon thingies from Raphael, i’m just sayin…