Take That Haters
My brother calls Rob Pattinson “Shovel Face”. He says that the boy has a flat face. Of the two of us, one of us spends a LOT more time staring at the boy’s face than the other. I’ll let you guess which one of us, but it starts with M and ends with E. His face is NOT FLAT.
Of course, as I was listening to the Twilight commentary ROB commented about how it was difficult to get a good angle on the kiss scene because of his flat face. I immediately thought, oh great Rob, thanks a lot. It’ll be hard to refute my brother’s claim that you got hit in the face with a shovel when the owner of the face is agreeing with him. This thought was followed by, wait – RJ (my brother) would actually have to HEAR this commentary, mwa ha! RJ hated Twilight, it’s not going to happen.
Scanning through the utter plethora of Rob photos coming out of Cannes, I came across this one. Flat face my ass. Rob doesn’t have a shovel face, he has a I-Need-A-Shovel-To-Catch-All-This-Drool Face. This photo, by the way, is the definition of my new favorite word – fuckhot.
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May 21st, 2009 at 5:11 am
mmm fuckhot indeed
didn’t you love the commentary? i laughed so hard the first time i watched it with commentary that now i almost prefer the commentary version to the regular one
May 21st, 2009 at 5:19 am
i have to say that i’m not a big fan of this new “Kinda Captcha” thing you got goin on for the comments. It told me the first time that i needed to “try again cowboy”
but then didn’t give me any other coding so i just shut it down…
and then when i went back and checked it showed the comment there but it still says “1 comment” and it’s referring to Kristina’s candy comment, not mine… weird!
May 21st, 2009 at 12:25 pm
OOOOH! I LOVE this blog – subscribing ASAP.
Re: Rob’s face? Perfection. Hit your brother with a shovel in the face.
May 21st, 2009 at 8:08 pm
Jac Star, sorry about the captcha, we got hit really hard with some comment spam the other day and had to change out our comment spam filtering methods. This should be resolved now for you, but if you run into further issues please let us know! Thanks for your continued support though, we appreciate it!
May 22nd, 2009 at 1:26 pm
That Comic Con 48-sec clip was so droolicious I had to post it on my blog today – credited you, hope that’s ok.
May 22nd, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Fuckhot is the only word that could describe him and his completely UNFLAT beautiful fucking face.
May 22nd, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Certainly doesn’t bother me! That video should be shared! It’s…the epitome of our sexy, sexy Rob.
I’m in love with his giggle. I really am.
And welcome to the site Cristin!
May 25th, 2009 at 6:59 am
sweet thanks
no problems commenting now so far
and to HappyHOURSue – the comicon thing was great – i loved how all the girls were screaming for Rob… then it pans to Taylor Lautner who is also screaming for Rob haha cute
May 25th, 2009 at 7:30 pm
Lol. Taylor can be fucking adorable, especially during interviews. Like I liked how they asked him what other character he would be and he was like, James or Edward. As Edward, I’d fuck it up so Bella’d come to Jake. And as James I’d finish the job and take Edward OUT!
Cute.
I like Taylor. I really do.